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wendy-belieber-and-directioner:

i cant cuz i keep staring at yor sexii face !!

wendy-belieber-and-directioner:

i cant cuz i keep staring at yor sexii face !!

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simplepayne:

BEST 7 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.

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Person:Which way do 5 gays walk?
Me:In one direction.
Person:Oh haha you've heard that one.
Me:Only like everyday
Person:Oh ok then how bout this one. Whats the difference between a British flag and one-
Me:And L. Except it doesn't even work because Niall's Irish.
Person:Basically what I'm trying to say is one direction's gay.
Me:I know. They're such faggots
Person:I thought you liked them?
Me:I do, more than you could ever imagine
Person:But you just-
Me:Shhh its complicated.
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